Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by the trimThe groom has used the wedding date as a address for funny lines, comparing their marriage with honor couples for comic effect. While preparing this run-in I thought it would be interesting to see if any celebrity couples had been married on the same day as us. Paul Simon and Carrie pekan wed in 1983...and split up after 9 months. Oh dear. Also, bloody shame married Sean Penn on this day in 1985 and we all told know the exit of that.Unlike the latter, while Lisa is Like A Virgin, I plan to value her forever and I am not afraid to Justify My Love. Theres always the handkerchief Panky to look forward to. There are children present, so the less tell about Get into the Groove the better.We have been together for nearly tenner historic period, and its been the happiest decade of my life. We first got together at a Halloween party, where she was dressed up as a witchs cat and I was dressed as a crazy axe murderer, I was instantly smitten with that kitten I can tell you. She stuck with me through my scabby student days, and shes even managed to produce living with me for five years. At home, were the perfect team - I mess up the house and she tidies. I affectionately call her my Mrs. Mop.In 1998 I popped the question, so like Elviss toilet door Twenty-five years ago, weve been engaged for a long time. Today shes made me the happiest man on earth, shes my bride and joy. And I think youll all agree shes done a glorious job organizing today almost single-handed.(Toast)Please join me and raise a glass to my beautiful bride. To the brideWed like to thank the bridesmaids for all their help in the preparation for today, and I think youll agree they look fantastic. We have some(prenominal) gifts for you. (Hand gifts to them and toasts)To the bridesmaids.Wed like to say a big thank you to our moms for all their love and support over the years. Youve both been really good to us. So please join us in a toast. To the moms.Big c onvey to the best man, my dear brother. Im not sure I should give you the gift now with your speech pending. This man had the easiest job on the day, or perhaps he just made it look easy.